Thank you for joining me in my office after class. There are a few things we need to go through. I know that during gymnastics, you were staring quite a lot, weren’t you? What were you staring at? We both know, don’t we? Do you think it’s appropriate to stare at your teacher’s feet? It’s not, is it? I’ve been a teacher for a long time and I know what young men actually want. You want to know just how stinky Miss Smith’s flip-flops are, don’t you? Go on… take a whiff. Take a really deep inhalation. Go on. Smell my flip-flop!